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[new chinese zodiac of terrible animals | 新版中国12生肖之恐怖动物篇]

elephant seal | 象海豹属



elephant seal [2016], 28 x 43 cm, pen charcoal and ink

[2017, 2005, 1993, 1981, 1969, 1957]


elephant seal, you sexy thing.

although others may blame your long string of bad tinder date experiences on the eardrum-shattering, roaring noises you produce during mating season using the wobbling chunk of flesh dangling from your face, we all know these attributes only heighten your already overwhelming charm and delicacy.

much in the same way your blubber shields you from the extreme cold, you will be protected from large changes going on around you in 2018, enjoying a year of steady progress and routine, as you feast on eels, squids and sharks as per usual, expanding your bulbous, stench-exuding bulk to even greater levels of gloriousness, delicate elephant seal.


选择下面的出生年份, 找到一个新的可怕的生肖动物:


other new chinese zodiac animals:


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